1.If a woman can't make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

2.Wicked women bother one.Good women bore one.That is the only difference between them.

3.Twenty years of romance make a woman look like ruin,but twenty years of marriage make her look like a public building.

4.Men become old, but they never become good.

5.Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

6.As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

7.The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it...I can resist everything but temptation.

8.To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

9.When a love comes to an end, weaking cry, effcient ones instantly find another love and wise already had one in reserve.

10.I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

11.A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

12.Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.